The Good Things About an Impending Job Interview Weekend
The weather forecast (obvz, lol):
The famed Toyata Yaris. Any fellow player of Gran Turismo 5 will understand why this is sort of a neat rental car:
All while looking fancy:
And I finally get to see my soon-to-be neighborhood tennis paradise:
What Happens When My Wife Lets Me Proofread A Currently Conclusionless Paper.
Conclusion
In this paper I focused on some very heavy stuff. The careful reader will doubtless notice that I’ve left out a few non-related, yet interesting, subjects. For instance, it makes sense that “Treatment Considerations” did not include any consideration of the cultural and socio-political implications of the prevailing popularity of cat-themed YouTube videos, yet the research I turned up on said subject was truly fascinating. Rest assured, if this info could’ve been framed in a way that seemed even marginally relevant I would’ve included it for sures. I’ve also taken several liberties with page numbering. Though this document is indeed longer than two pages, I’ve concluded that labeling every single page as page two would help it to seem slightly more clear and concise than it actually is—this was significantly simpler than a drawn out revision process, and I thought it would be a unique (if admittedly a bit confusing) method of achieving an illusory brevity. Finally, it needs to be said that even though the popularity of touring circuses is waning, the timeless and “always a crowd pleaser” car-filled-with-an-impossible-number-of-clowns gag should serve as a vivid and spot-on metaphor for my works cited page.
Speaking objectively: »
I would be so frustrated if I was a “conservative.”
Hello from St. Paul! That’s our MASSIVE new bookshelf in the background.
Bonus points to anyone who can name the three albums that sit atop it…
Jeff Tweedy has written better songs (a lot of ‘em), but I’m not sure if he’s ever written anything prettier (in a good way) than this.
Have a listen. Buy the album. Tumbl on, friends.
"”You must write every single day of your life… You must lurk in libraries and climb the stacks like ladders to sniff books like perfumes and wear books like hats upon your crazy heads… may you be in love every day for the next 20,000 days. And out of that love, remake a world.” - Ray Bradbury"
This Is Scarier Than Scary »
It’s so, so sad that the people who most frequently cite “The Founding Fathers” as their idealogical inspiration have built their terrifyingly backwards-thinking ideals on the bedrock of misconceptions like this:
“You need to understand the Bible, you need to understand biblical law and that’s what the United States Constitution is built upon. And as a legal mind, you should understand when American law is and is not consistent with biblical law.”
Has such a large portion of our society really become this uninformed?
BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE
Tumblrers:
Do any of you know of anyone who is looking to sell a tall bike? I’m a tall guy, and I’m looking for a tall bike. Any kind of bike will do, provided it is tall. That is all.
Sincerely,
Matthew
